GTG

Kylie 

GTG

Kylie 

here's how you do it:

Dear (someone),I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).(12),NameDear Wei Han nuer,I don't really know how to tell you this, I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and i saw you drive over my salt-beef bucket .I'm sure you're middle class enough to understand that ur driving sucks. I'm returning your Your couch cushion to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that told in confession today abt the moose poaching and you ruined my attempts at another world war.Go milk a cow,Ser jean , mummy :D1)What's the color of your shirt?Blue - I'm in love with your catRed - Our affair is overWhite - I’m joining the ConventBlack -Our romance is overGreen- Our socks don't matchGrey - You're a leprechaunYellow - I'm selling myself for candyPink - Your nostrils are insultingBrown - The mafia wants youNo shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy youOther -I dislike your eyelashes2) Which is your birth month?January - That night you picked your noseFebruary -When I quoted Forrest GumpMarch - When your dwarf bit meApril - When I tripped on peanut butterMay - When I threw up in your sock drawerJune - When you put cuffs on meJuly – When I saw the purple monkeyAugust - When you smacked my assSeptember - Last year when you peed your pantsOctober - When we skinny dipped in the bathtubNovember - When your dog humped my legDecember - When I finally changed my underwear3) Which food do you prefer?Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtubChicken - In your carPasta - Outside of your officeHamburgers - Under the busSalad – As you were eating Kraft DinnerLasagna - In your closetKebab - With Jean ChrétienFish - In a clown suitSandwiches - At the Elton John concertPizza - At the mental hospitalHot dog - Under a street lightAnnat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper4) What's the color of your socks?Yellow - IgnoreRed - Put whipped cream onBlack - Hit onBlue - Knock outPurple - Pour syrup onWhite - Carve your initials intoGrey - Pull the clothes offBrown - bit ofOrange - CastratePink - Pull the pants off ofBarefoot - Sit onOther - Drive over5) What's the color of your pants?Black - My boyfriendWhite - My fatherGrey – The Catholic PriestBrown – The Montreal Canadian’s goaliePurple - My corned beef hashRed – My knee capsBlue - My salt-beef bucketYellow - My illegitimate child in GhanaOrange - My Blink 182 cdPink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collectionOther --The elephant in the corner6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?One Tree Hill - SenileHeroes- FrostbittenLost -HighSimpsons- CowardlyThe news - ScarredAmerican Idol - MasochisticFamily Guy - OpenTop Model - Middle-classAnnat -shamed7) Your mood right now?Happy - How awful you areSad - How boring you areBored - That I get turned on only by garbage menAngry - That your smell makes me vomitDepressed – That we’re relatedExcited - That I may pee my pantsNervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on youWorried - That your Ford sucksApathetic - That you need a sex-changeSilly - That I'm allergic to your earlobesCuddly - That Santa doesn't existAshamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kidOther - That your driving sucks8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?White - Your toe ringYellow - Your love letters to meRed - The pictures from VegasBlack - Your pet rockBlue - The couch cushionsGreen - Your carOrange - Your false teethBrown - Your nose hair clippersGrey - Our matching snoopy underwearPurple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanketPink - The cut toenailsOther - Your Hannah Montana underwear9) The first letter of your first name?A/B - My virginityC/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on itE/F - Your neighbors dogG/H - The oil tank from your carI/J - Your left earK/L - The results of that blood-sampleM/N - Your glass eyeO/P - My common senseQ/R - Your momS/T - Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal recordW/X – Your sucide noteY/Z - Your credit cards10) The last letter in your last name?A/B - Love your sweet, sweet assC/D - Always will remember the pep talksE/F -Never will forget that nightG/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantlyK/L - Hate your cookingM/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poachingO/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruisesQ/R - Always wanted to break your legsS/T - Get sick when I think of your feetU/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heartW/X - Haven’t showered in a monthY/Z – am better off without you11) What do you prefer to drink?Wine- Our friendship is ruinedSoft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemonSoda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an EskimoMilk - The apartment building is on fireWater – I'm scratching my butt as you read thisCider– I have a passionate interest for miceJuice – You ruined my attempts at another world warMineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checkedHot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weirdWhiskey - I love Oprah WinfreyBeer – Thanks for the CocaineOther – you should stop picking your nose12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand – Warm tingly sensationsAustralia - Best of luck on the sex changeFrance - Love alwaysSpain - With tears of sadnessChina – You make me sickGermany – Please don’t hurt meJapan - Go milk a cowGreece - Your everlasting enemyUSA - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt – Kiss my buttEngland - Go drown yourself.